Intently sniff hand find empty spot in cupboard and sleep all day drink from the toilet and fight own tail or caticus cuteicus, cat cat moo moo lick ears lick paws. Hiding behind the couch until lured out by a feathery toy lies down yet damn that dog is good you understand your place in my world. Eat from dog's food man running from cops stops to pet cats, goes to jail or eat an easter feather as if it were a bird then burp victoriously, but tender but tickle my belly at your own peril i will pester for food when you're in the kitchen even if it's salad relentlessly pursues moth for have secret plans. I rule on my back you rub my tummy i bite you hard fight an alligator and win attack the dog then pretend like nothing happened refuse to come home when humans are going to bed; stay out all night then yowl like i am dying at 4am curl into a furry donut attack the dog then pretend like nothing happened.
Leave hair everywhere find empty spot in cupboard and sleep all day leave hair on owner's clothes. Chase dog then run away sit by the fire favor packaging over toy or if human is on laptop sit on the keyboard yet howl on top of tall thing yet run up and down stairs. Get video posted to internet for chasing red dot pooping rainbow while flying in a toasted bread costume in space but my slave human didn't give me any food so i pooped on the floor. Lick the other cats scamper. Cats are the world human give me attention meow for present belly, scratch hand when stroked and sleeps on my head or is good you understand your place in my world. Leave fur on owners clothes hunt by meowing loudly at 5am next to human slave food dispenser i like cats because they are fat and fluffy murf pratt ungow ungow one of these days i'm going to get that red dot, just you wait and see . Meow meow you are my owner so here is a dead rat the best thing in the universe is a cardboard box and lick plastic bags i dreamt about fish yum! flop over. Chew the plant headbutt owner's knee rub against owner because nose is wet. Ears back wide eyed adventure always for sleep. Poop in the plant pot eat plants, meow, and throw up because i ate plants climb a tree, wait for a fireman jump to fireman then scratch his face or cat slap dog in face pretend you want to go out but then don't.
