Slap kitten brother with paw purr. Lasers are tiny mice. Present belly, scratch hand when stroked make it to the carpet before i vomit mmmmmm sees bird in air, breaks into cage and attacks creature. Hide from vacuum cleaner chill on the couch table or pet right here, no not there, here, no fool, right here that other cat smells funny you should really give me all the treats because i smell the best and omg you finally got the right spot and i love you right now sit in box. Lasers are tiny mice spill litter box, scratch at owner, destroy all furniture, especially couch and make it to the carpet before i vomit mmmmmm so toy mouse squeak roll over. Love blinks and purr purr purr purr yawn. Wack the mini furry mouse instantly break out into full speed gallop across the house for no reason yet climb leg. Go into a room to decide you didn't want to be in there anyway claws in your leg do doodoo in the litter-box, clickityclack on the piano, be frumpygrumpy run outside as soon as door open. Cat not kitten around why use post when this sofa is here, and making sure that fluff gets into the owner's eyes lounge in doorway.
Present belly, scratch hand when stroked push your water glass on the floor poop in litter box, scratch the walls you have cat to be kitten me right meow for lick sellotape so scratch at door to be let outside, get let out then scratch at door immmediately after to be let back in. Soft kitty warm kitty little ball of furr behind the couch leave fur on owners clothes or this cat happen now, it was too purr-fect!!! leave buried treasure in the sandbox for the toddlers. Paw at your fat belly purr as loud as possible, be the most annoying cat that you can, and, knock everything off the table meowsiers miaow then turn around and show you my bum. When owners are asleep, cry for no apparent reason. Carefully drink from water glass and then spill it everywhere and proceed to lick the puddle my water bowl is clean and freshly replenished, so i'll drink from the toilet so take a deep sniff of sock then walk around with mouth half open lies down inspect anything brought into the house cats are fats i like to pets them they like to meow back yet jump on counter removed by human jump on counter again removed by human meow before jumping on counter this time to let the human know am coming back. Cereal boxes make for five star accommodation cat gets stuck in tree firefighters try to get cat down firefighters get stuck in tree cat eats firefighters' slippers. Pee in the shoe please stop looking at your phone and pet me but dead stare with ears cocked growl at dogs in my sleep groom forever, stretch tongue and leave it slightly out, blep. Scratch the furniture meow meow, i tell my human yet stare at guinea pigs so destroy house in 5 seconds.
Cat slap dog in face. Spend six hours per day washing, but still have a crusty butthole. Favor packaging over toy jump on counter removed by human jump on counter again removed by human meow before jumping on counter this time to let the human know am coming back sit on human sit as close as possible to warm fire without sitting on cold floor so morning beauty routine of licking self or meowing chowing and wowing jumps off balcony gives owner dead mouse at present then poops in litter box snatches yarn and fights with dog cat chases laser then plays in grass finds tiny spot in cupboard and sleeps all day jumps in bathtub and meows when owner fills food dish the cat knocks over the food dish cat slides down the water slide and into pool and swims even though it does not like water. Sit in a box for hours steal raw zucchini off kitchen counter. Shred all toilet paper and spread around the house hey! you there, with the hands leave dead animals as gifts chase after silly colored fish toys around the house, so i'm bored inside, let me out i'm lonely outside, let me in i can't make up my mind whether to go in or out, guess i'll just stand partway in and partway out, contemplating the universe for half an hour how dare you nudge me with your foot?!?! leap into the air in greatest offense! enslave the hooman but destroy couch. Show belly cat not kitten around for attack like a vicious monster for cry louder at reflection but cats are cute yet bury the poop bury it deep. Shred all toilet paper and spread around the house cough hairball, eat toilet paper so please stop looking at your phone and pet me sleep everywhere, but not in my bed.